Letter from Grandma

I just have to post this because it made me laugh and love her even more....this is the letter we had waiting for us from Janice (Mike's Mom) when we returned from a 10-day vacation last weekend: Dear Mike and Mercy, Welcome home! Sorry Maggie got a pair of scissors. She didn't cut too much, just a little. I'm not responsible for M&M's in your bed, Mercy's socks in Mike's drawer, unclaimed laundry in your office, Mr. Potato Head parts on the floor, Muffin (the cat) taking a bath in the bathroom sink, nerf bullets in hidden places, or missing candy as Maggie periodically was chewing chocolate Almond Roca or some such candy, but she could never tell me where she got it because I wanted some, too; frozen soda cans in the snow from time to time, any missing food from freezers that you were hoping to save for yourself. Yes, we have had a party while you were gone. I plead the fifth amendment to anything and everything your neighbors might say. P.S. The hair was Maggie's dolly hair--ha ha--this time. Happy Valentines Day! Mom